Scenario1 - Every day is someone's birthday. Planning one is a big deal. I can help with picking the perfect place for you and your friends. Bottle services and much more.



HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Once a year and you should do it in STYLE. I handle all birthdays myself. Personally taking care of every aspect of it. I can even play your favorite songs if you want. Making the whole party your own private party.

E-mail me your birthdate and proposal and I will respond with a fun and easy solution for you and your friends.


Scenario2 - Oh no! That time has finally come. It happens to all of us. Your best friend has told you that he/she is getting married. After the initial shock you must regain your composure, because you have now have a very important job to do. It is your mission to plan the night of his/her life, the bachelor(ette) party. I have some tips to help you execute your event.

BACHELOR(ETTE)S
This is not easy. Planning an event like this is a big deal. I have dj'd for private events for a long time for companies like Playboy and Corporate offices. Below are some of the most important issues.

• Timing - Try not to have the party on the eve of the wedding. This is very bad for everyone involved including your friend. It is highly likely that he (or she) will be spending a good part of their life savings the following day, they will want to be sober for it. A week in advance is a good idea. Even a month in advance is acceptable. Friday and Saturday nights are best.

• Food - You probably won't be expected to truly feed everyone, however you should provide something to eat. It could be pot luck (in the case of a bachelorette party) or it could be included in the admission charge (in the case of a bachelor party). Let's keep beef in mind.

• the Facility - If the party is going to be a little larger than you can handle in your house, you should think about a hall. This is a common solution for bachelor parties because they can be a little rowdy and halls are generally free of anything breakable. Okay so we almost have all the bases covered.

No matter where you have the party you still may need some items such as tables, chairs, and maybe even table cloths. Usually rental companies (look up "rental" in the yellow pages) the sometimes have these items at reasonable prices.

• Entertainment - This is needs to be covered. You might want to have a chat about such. Normally I ask people to send pictures of there dream girls/guys and I try to match them to the databases I have access to.\

• Transportation - Make sure that someone is going to be responsible for transporting your crowd of crazed party-goers to their destination. Renting a Limosine is nice but is quite expensive ($500 or so is not unreasonable for 8 people for the night). Renting a large passenger van is usually not very expensive and they can carry as many as 15 people (usually about $120, I have some reasonable connections in that area as well). I have a team that are good with picking you up and getting you home.

• Itinerary - Sometimes it helps if you know where you will be going. If you call ahead, most strip clubs will waive the cover charge for bachelor or bachelorette parties. If not, they will surely save the bride or groom-to-be a place down front. Strip clubs are for people that want a below average night. I have alternatives that will add to your night.

Don't tell everyone the itinerary. Telling the itinerary in advance will cause the future spouse to find out (trust us, they will). Keep it a secret until the party begins. And if you think you can't keep that big mouth shut, I can help you with that too. The invitation becomes key at most events.

• Be Sneaky - You should make sure that you have something up your sleave. Remember, this party is not thrown to honor the soon to be married, it is to convince them that they are making the right decision. Why not send them off with a reminder of how cruel everyone except their spouse can be. Here are some ideas:

• You can replace the stripper with dominatrix. I was at a party where the dominatrix dressed the groom up in a dress. It was hilarious (unless you were the groom).

• Have stripper embarrass the bride. I've heard of a club where the male took off his thong to reveal the brides name tagged to his penis.

• Have stripper embarrass the groom.

Here are some bachelor party faux pas:
• No pictures are allowed.
• No telling their future spouse where you will be.
• You should try to respect the wishes of the bride or groom but not necessarily the wishes of their future spouse.
• No PG rated parties. Not acceptable at all.

Maybe, no one is getting married and you want to party. Doesn't mean you can't have one. I know a guy that books a bachelor party twice every year. That would explain why he is always in a good mood.

Stop what you are doing and e-mail me.



NEWS
SIRIUS RADIO is looking into SPRING BREAK RADIO www.sbr.djgeld.com. WINTER2006.

You will be able to download all of my mixes for your IPODS and MP3 players. Work out mixes and traveling compilations.

PODCASTING will start in JULY. I am on a "Save the VYNIL" campaign. Low fees will apply for production reasons. All dance compilation and a club remixes of chart toppers.

I am still playing Vynil. You should too. Save the VYNIL!!! Don't give up yet, the lap top djs are starting to have issues.



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New York City 2006
Barbara's Piayhouse i Tribeca

Premier Afterwork | Thursdays $3 beers and $4 drinks from 5pm to 8pm. Then Primetime starts to promote ladies night with free cosmos and martinis from 10pm tillate.

HUSH University | Fridays. My Private School of fun. Classes have started already. Hip-hop101, House102 and Summer courses also available.

TATU | Every Saturday in the VIP. French, German and Russian Dj's mix up an exclusive party on the top floor. Hip-hop, House music and some Pop.

Chopped n Screwed | Sundays is slowed down and bassed up. New style picking up like crazy in ATL. CHICAGO, June. OHIO, July. MONTREAL, August.

Barretta's Playhouse | SWIM on Sundays

FM | Tuesdays Hip-hop carnivale. All the good stuff from yesterday, fun times and a few tracks that haven't been realeased yet.

euro_trashed in NYC | Wednesdays bring some girls and leave the translators behind you won't need them to express yourself at this european locale.

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